December 2010
“I would allow the creeping nihilism I’ve kept mostly at bay to erupt like a...”
– Natasha Vargas-Cooper’s last day on earth
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“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...”
– Hunter S. Thompson
New year's resolutions
fuck it
i won’t keep them
anyway
“We’re all just trying not to die alone, in a world where we are expressly...”
– I’m getting a little too fatalistic at the Hub these days
“But it is true that you must loosen the shackles of conformity by whatever means...”
– Jack Pendarvis, in the Believer
“I think that every artist feels he’s a bit of a fake. I saw an interview...”
– Ragnar Kjartansson
Cosmo. You're Gross. →
thefrenemy:
I think I am yakking up not only the contents of my stomach but the actual organ of my stomach as well. I suppose this is…a..joke? Well, jokes on me. I now can no longer eat yogurt or date men!
(I am calling the next male organ I see a purple-headed yogurt slinger and I expect my wedding to be sometime in the spring.)
(WHEN IS IT PURPLE?!?!?)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OH look...
“I like the whiskey-sluggers, the used-book readers, the pine-scented infrequent...”
– Are you following the Frenemy yet? She’s our kind of lady
Anonymous asked: WHO DO YOU LIKE LOL
No actually though, who do you like. Like, LIKE like.
Uh, giggle.
No actually though, who do you like. Like, LIKE like.
Uh, giggle.
breaktime
wake up at 2
shovel snow
eat bagel
eat pasta
play Spyro
bathtime!
go out to dinner with friend
watch “Party Down”/blog
eat quesedilla
watch “Gossip Girl”
watch “Pushing Daisies”
sleep
do it again
So this is a website of videos of people's faces... →
Frankly, the things a face can do are terrifying.
Listen
Listen
the coy and the abased →
lenachen:
Kennedy is brilliant and this piece on her blog hits a little too close to home:
We are all of us half in love with our own flaws. And when we, unsolicited, point them out to others, it is not self-reproach that drives our confession, but self-adoration. We bring attention to them as a way of bringing attention to ourselves. Look!, we say, not only am I introspective enough to...
the coy and the abased →
lenachen:
Kennedy is brilliant and this piece on her blog hits a little too close to home:
We are all of us half in love with our own flaws. And when we, unsolicited, point them out to others, it is not self-reproach that drives our confession, but self-adoration. We bring attention to them as a way of bringing attention to ourselves. Look!, we say, not only am I introspective enough to...
onyrclothesline asked: i am no fun because i am completely bored with no prospect of fun. you should entertain me.
also, the summer after our semesters abroad, the world cup is in poland. we should probs definitely go.
also, the summer after our semesters abroad, the world cup is in poland. we should probs definitely go.
Best of late night Craigslist casual encounters
Because I am 18+ d/d free!
let me do you in the ass !!
the female with the firmest butt wins flowers!
I have pics for women who are serious.
Just Tryna Smoke a Blunt
U host,I fuck!!
Dick
i’ve been told i’m a genital giant
i want to shower a lucky female with seasonal flowers and gifts
classy sexy man looking for a single gal
HEY MARRIED LADIES :-)
Low key sophisticated...
It is too bad
that the only way you find the kind of people who say things like “I want to eat pussy with no reciprocation” is on Craigslist. What if we all had to wear nametags with shit like this on them? “Gary— wants to be dominated by an overweight woman who resembles his mother” “Bethany— just wants someone who smells faintly of gasoline to hold her”
CAN WE...
Thoughts
Me: I think I should probably have another go at the lesbian thing
Sam: That would be best
Me: I just hate everyone
This is the best gift I can give you →
You’ll thank me
culs-de-sac asked: When did she get to be a beauty? When did he grow to be so tall? Wasn't it yesterday when they were small?
culs-de-sac asked: When did she get to be a beauty? When did he grow to be so tall? Wasn't it yesterday when they were small?
Merry Christmas to all, and to all whose papers I... →
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“In this book Mr. Trudeau helpfully breaks his characters down into first-,...”
– OH THAT’S SO ADORABLE NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEWER DWIGHT GARDNER! HA! FEMINISTS COME IN WAVES! AND ALVIN TOFFLER PUBLISHED A BOOK CALLED “THIRD WAVE”! OH! OH LOVELY! NO, DON’T MIND ME, I’M JUST TRYING TO READ A FUCKING BOOK REVIEW ON CHRISTMAS EVE! NO, I WON’T...
