December 2011
“we raise boys to believe their bodies aren’t as beautiful, as desirable, as...”
– On Sex, Drugs, and Feminism: A Q&A With Hugo Schwyzer (Part II)
why don't i
eat more donuts
build more forts
kiss more girls
write more things
get a bigger bookcase
believe things will work out okay
Melancholia
Me: Well, I did not enjoy that, I don't mind telling you.
Jesse: I liked it.
Me: You did not you are full of shit.
Jesse: If every scene had been like a 1/3 shorter...
2nd run FREE BRITNEY zine →
I’m doing a second printing of my incredibly important zine about Britney Spears for the new year! This time without typos! Place yr order now because I hate photocopying and will only make as many as ordered.
ugh i might have to write a zine about rewatching gilmore girls after three years of gender studies classes
my feminism and my vagina cannot agree on rory’s boyfriends
“One cannot be expected to march full-bore into an interpersonal relationship...”
– Phil Roland Love In The Time Of Tumblr « Thought Catalog An extremely well-written discussion of identity, internet, performance and relationships in the age of Tumblr (via wambamashleyanne)
An open statement to the world:
littleorphanammo:
i’m no longer a person
six pages to go
Hi new followers
I’m not really sure what you’re here for
sk00l sux
THIS IS A HUMOR JOKE
Twas the second night of finals And all through the Hamp All the Smithes were stirring Some, they had cramps
The jerkwards were home All nestled in bed But some of us were here Especially pre-meds
When over on Elm There arose such a clatter I ran out of cigarettes Housemates brains went a-splatter
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At some point today
I’m going to finish a 15 page paper about inherent gender bias in the design of Internet tools/applications. Once it’s done, if you would like to read it, send me an ask and I’ll email you a copy. I like to share my otherwise pointless academic work.
in which our heroine is just trying to pick up...
garlandgrey:
youveescaped:
I was reading The Moviegoer while I waited in line to pick up lunch. The tall man in front of me turned around at one point, looked me up and down, and gave me a smarmy smile.
“Men don’t really like it when women read so much,” he said, setting my blood to instaboil.
“Women who read don’t really like letting men who are that dumb get it in,” I replied with a...
“It was not gender discrimination or sexist oppression that kept privileged women...”
– bell hooks - Where We Stand: Class Matters (via fivedollarradio)
“Electricity. Rabbits. Starlight. Starlings.
Clockwork. Respiration. Pop music....”
– Gillian Devereux, Things That Are Not Magic (via grammatolatry)
Nearly 1 in 5 American women has been sexually... →
lenachen:
Patrick emailed this to me the other day, and you want to know the saddest thing? My reaction was, “Oh, yay, a man actually gets it.” As if I should be handing out gold stars to people for recognizing that rape is a problem.
Let it be known: sexual assault happens. A lot. I can think of six or seven people I know off the top of my head who have been raped, and I am only 24. And none...
“Kim Jong Il has an exceptionally discriminating palate. There is an episode I...”
– I Was Kim Jong Il’s Cook
True stories from the Dear Leader’s onetime chef
(via theatlantic)
Kim Jong Il is dead...
babysansa:
so I guess I won’t be getting anymore updates from my favorite tumblr….
R.I.P to one of the best internet spaces
agreed
pet peeves
people who say “utilize” instead of “use”
heteronormative queers
Microsoft Office
those who insist that an article they disagree with has “a tone”
oh pretty much everyone at my college
i still don’t understand why i can’t smoke inside
what is Tim Tebow
“Had Hitchens been wrong about the Soviet Union, say, in the way he was wrong...”
– Corey Robin (via jhnbrssndn)
lol wanton mistress of the night
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
that wonderful moment
where you look up the library record of someone you hate and the only book she has out is George W. Bush’s “Decision Points.”
i was trying to take a nap and a terrifying bug ran over MY FACE