February 2012
i give up on panties
thongs and men’s boxer briefs from here on out
um someone send me underwear i suddenly have only five pairs
Here's my super intellectual helpful nuanced take...
pussytooth:
Ok. in the context of- NO. ….but if you watch Billy Crystal’s performance, you’ll see that- NO. …well, in a post-racia- NO. NO NO NO. …you’re white, what do you c- NO. …right, but in the Florence and the Machine video, it’s… NO. ….but what about when people do “white face”, isn’t that like reverse r- NO. …but what about- NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
New problems I have, according to FB
mole infestation in my home in Cheshire
I’m starting to think data mining is no threat to my privacy, if this is the kind of stuff they conclude about me
“The decline in young home owners is a puzzling trend. Interest rates have...”
– Derek Thompson, “The End of Ownership: Why Aren’t Young People Buying More Houses?” (via theatlantic)
I keep seeing articles like this that are basically “THE AMERICAN DREAM IS OVER BECAUSE OUR CHILDREN DON’T WANT CHILDREN/HOUSES/CULS DE SAC AND THEY THINK GAYS SHOULD GET...
“everything in my own immediate experience supports my deep belief that I am the...”
– DFW
Tabs I have open right now
types of cabbage
web md: weird rash might be…
netflix
tumblr
new york times
google search “buy cheeze it UK”
google search “can humans digest human bone”
let’s hang out
pussytooth:
One time right after this guy came I laughed like Count Chocula & went “mmmyes give me your essence mwahahaha” in a fake Transylvannian vaguely Russian accent but sex with me isn’t always a horrifying joke
national treasure ^^^
if you aren’t even going to offer the option of standard definition, iTunes store, then it is extortion to charge a dollar extra for HD
and i shall not be availing myself of your virtual marketplace this evening
good day
Grossmary's: ;__; →
grossmary:
It is not whether you really cry. It’s whether the audience thinks you are crying. Ingrid Bergman
It’s uncomfortable to witness tears, you are implored to try and stop a person from crying, to console them, to fix them, they’re leaking, they’re broken. Why are you crying? Why are you sad?
If I understand why you’re upset then I can stop you from crying.
If I stop you from crying...
oh last night i had a dream that i was harry potter and it was a dramatic conclusion scene and i had to get through this wall, the only way was to show this trading card which i thankfully held onto, but when i read the small print it said we also needed three hot dogs: one with ketchup and two “fancy style.” i didn’t know what that meant so i sent my sister to get hotdogs with...
i finally put film in my butt new camera
Will Bill Maher's $1M hurt Obama?
politico:
Sound off in today’s Arena discussion:
Comedian Bill Maher recently donated $1 million to pro-Obama super PAC Priorities USA Action. The host of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” told CNN host Piers Morgan that he would miss the money “badly” but he wanted to inspire others to give. Will the donation from Maher - an often polarizing figure - help Obama? Or could his actions turn off...
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pussytooth:
1. good morning 2. Why does the top of my dash now look like it was designed by Playskool 3. I’d like to take a moment to remind you that “Feminists Against Pornography” creates a hilariously unfortunate acronym
it is absolutely true that americans have hangups about sex
my roommates being back is bringing me down
i made a linkedin a while ago to do internet reconnaissance and then i forgot about it and my mom invited me to “connect on linkedin” so i deleted it. no, we are not going to have a professional relationship.
“Good Morning Edinburgh!” is the name of a video series I would do, featuring me covered in old eye makeup I was too lazy to take off the night before, immediately after I wake up, and I’d talk about what I was gonna do that day. Which would primarily be “eating sandwiches” and “maybe going to Primark again”
bigtex420 replied to your post: the fifth element is…
oh god i was worried too. that movie. that fucking movie!!!
princessprime replied to your post: the fifth element is…
dislike
perfecthaircut liked your post: the fifth element is…
supcakes replied to your post: the fifth element is…
Oh shit I thought you were gonna say “laaaaame.” THANK GOD.
everyone has a...
the fifth element is laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeee
i just ate a whole pizza
“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad about god, mad...”
– i can’t remember quite how that quote goes, but i’m pretty sure this captures the gist (via opendrawer)
Kerouac is also the patriarchy.
(via funkyfest)
god i’m tired
used the word incarceration instead of incarnation
fucking…words
Cool historical feminist lady of the day
Chrystal Macmillan, graduate of Edinburgh University, who got her degree in math and natural philosophy, becoming the first woman at the university to receive a BS. In 1906, she and five other female graduates of Edinburgh and St. Andrews demanded to be allowed to vote for the MP who would represent the two universities. They were refused by the colleges, and appealed to the Court of Session,...
having only the option to “like” or heart something on FB/Tumblr always makes me think about the scene in Donnie Darko where he has to chose between fear and love. it’s like THAT’S NOT ALL THERE IS
mikkipedia:
psychotropicpolitics:
mikkipedia:
psychotropicpolitics:
one time i was really drunk and being seductive* and i started giving a lecture about the components that are needed for a functioning democracy which are 1) authority 2) legitimacy 3) transparency 4) rule of law 5) strong civil society and now whenever i see any of these terms i drift off into a sex reverie
*i do not...
mikkipedia:
psychotropicpolitics:
one time i was really drunk and being seductive* and i started giving a lecture about the components that are needed for a functioning democracy which are 1) authority 2) legitimacy 3) transparency 4) rule of law 5) strong civil society and now whenever i see any of these terms i drift off into a sex reverie
*i do not know how to do sex to people
I have a...
(everyone be very quiet i think one of my roommates has returned)
baby-ratta replied to your video: Whenever I have to write a paper I watch this…
sorry if this detracts from your incisive social commentary but DAMN. i don’t usually like muscle-y guys but those guys…i think i need a minute alone….
take yo time, grrrl
if it's possible, i have run out of feelings.
onyrclothesline:
and i’m right back to not giving any fucks.
thank god.
whew