| Classmate: | I think [other classmate, not present] is gay. |
| Classmate #2: | Oh definitely. |
| Me: | Has he said this? |
| Classmate: | You can tell. |
| Classmate #2: | He's so effeminate. |
| Me: | Not to break your hearts guys, but I'm kinda an expert on not-gay effeminate men. |